January 2011
13 posts
Magicka Review:
This fucking game…
To All Mankind:
If you text during a movie, you’re an asshole.
If you take a phone call during a movie, you’re an asshole who deserves to be punched in the throat.
If you talk excessively, giggle and add unnecessary comments during a movie, you’re a huge asshole who deserves to be punched in the throat and have their car keyed.
But if you talk excessively, giggle and add unnecessary comments...
“Dirk Nowitski? More like DURRk Nowitski! AMIRITE!?”
– Seth Boyer (2011)
“Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of...”
– Hunter S. Thompson
Skins (US)
Wow. Way to take a well-acted, earnest portrayal of adolescence and bastardize it with terrible performances, neutered dialog and a total misunderstanding of what it’s like to be a teenager that parties, gets high and fucks. You know, what Skins is supposed to be about.
Thanks, MTV. That was a bunch of ass.
